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[Anii Uchiha™]

{ Le Rules Of Ninja Paradise }

Mkay loves. These are the rules of Ninja Paradise! I give you warning, if you do not follow these rules there will be consequences. They are not hard to follow and are not extremely harsh. But if you disobey them, you just might be deleted for it. So take heed. And please, just follow them.

NOTICE | There is a code word in here that you must put in your sign up in order for me to know that you have read these rules. Thank you.

Sincerely, Le Admin&♥;

Til [ooc] Do Us Part

[1] Show respect torwards all other members. Do not point out grammar mistakes, spelling errors, etc. I've had a personal problem with that and it is uncalled for. You do not know if there is a problem with the other person's keyboard, internet, etc. It is not fair to other members that you down trought on how they were brought up to speak/type. So do not do it.

[2] Do not spam this site with advertisements and such. I have made a board where you may advertise freely. Please use that instead of the other boards. Thank you.

[3] No Sexist/Racist comments on here. It is not polite and very offending. If another member is making racist/sexist comments toward you, please PM me or reach and tell me. I will take action against them. Breaking this rule results in automatic deletion. No questions asked.

[4] Also, this site will not accept homophobics. It is alright if your character has a problem with them, but if you yourself have a problem with gays/lesbians/bis, then leave. You are not welcomed. We want peace on this site and we accept all character types. We don't want someone who's a homophob causing problems.

In [roleplaying] Life

[1] Again, No spamming. Do not advertise in your RPs. It's just creepy and dumb.

[2] Your posts most be atleast a paragraph long. And I don't mean dinky short paragraphs. I mean 5-6 sentence paragraphs. I will not tolerate one liners. It is not polite to the other roleplayers. It does not give them enough to go with.

[3] Be Realistic seriously. This is not a magical based site. Your character cannot be hit by a bus, and stand up and walk away unscratched. This is based on reality. Not fantasy. Please, be realistic. Here. I will give an example.

Jody looked up at the girl. She could tell by the girl's face that she was friends with Callen. Which meant bad news for herself.

That's unbelievably fake. You cannot look at a person and know who their friends are. Don't do it. Be realistic.

[4] Do NOT bash on other people's characters! Especially outside of posts. It is acceptable if it is in a post with that person, or that person's other account. But in other RPs where this mentioned RPer's character is not at, is not acceptable. It's rude and you are showing how you lack manners. An example::

Jody looked at Mark, biting her lip. "Yeah well Callen's a stupid person. No one likes her."

It's rude, lacks manners along with breaking not one, but a number of my rules. You will be warned for this. If it continues, then you will be banned for 1-2 days. Far is far. Be polite.

Onto [character] Weight

[1] No Mary Sues allowed. Dear god I cannot stress this enough. Your character cannot be perfectly beautiful, great in bed, friends with everyone, and has the intelligence of Einstein. It's not believable. And we're shooting for reality here. Just don't do it.

[2] Give them strengths. Not everyone is totally weak. They will have their strong points!

[3] Give them weaknesses. Just to balance the person out. Phobias in my book do count as a weakness. Since they will hold you back from doing a lot of things.

[4] Be Mature. If someone says the word doody or feces, don't laugh. We all know they're funny sounding words but when a person is trying to talk, it makes them feel awkward and uncertain when you laugh. So be mature.

[5] Sex is allowed on here yes. But do not be overly detailed. To be frank with you all, we could care less if Carla gave Billy a blowjob. But if you feel the need to be descriptive, then put a warning in the title. Something along the lines of R rated etc.

[6] Your character is not allowed to kill someone elses character without them asking first.

[7] No Gmoding. Simple as that.

[8] Rape is allowed. Make sure it is okay with the other member first. =]

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Nine [pregnancy]. Let's make one complete

[1] Yes, this is so big it deserves its own section. Suck it up.

[2] After sex, there is always a chance of pregnancy. So here is my method of keeping it realistic. After your character has had sex, the female memeber shall PM me, telling me who was the fellow RPer and you had sex.

[3] I will be the one to decide if your character is pregnant or not! By a personal little test I have. I decided, not you. Sorry.

[4] Not all of you will be on birth control or wearing a condom. That, also, will be chosen by me. =]

[5] When/If you are pregnant, you must make your character pregnant for atleast a week. Not a business week, but a full 7-day week. Come on, a baby won't pop out in the next five seconds of finding out your pregnant!!

[6] Last but not least; the baby/child will be played by one of the parents. Also, It cannot grow up super-uber fast. If you must have the child age, then after every 4 weeks, it may be a year older. Far enough if you ask me.

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I need [other] Miracle

[1] Dear GOD please no chatspeak. If you don't know what that is I'll show you ::

Jody: -spits- "I hate you"
Billy: -chokes- "DIE WHORE DIE"

It's just...ugh. Frustrating. In Chats like MSN or AIM or YIM, it's acceptable. But not on an RP site. Gooddddd.

[2] Pets are allowed. DUh. haha

[3] Only one character per account please.

[4] Do your best with grammar and spelling. Do not talk like this "0MG ! |!%3 $00 H@99Y!!" It's stupid and annoying. Besides, it's hard to read. Pft.

Codeword::

Mope